Monday, December 7, 2009

Look at socks while sucking cocks...

Risk of clams!!!!



But in Sweden kläm means squeeze, klämrisk is risk of being squeezed.
It looks like "squeeze" is too mild of a word to described how screwed that guy in the elevator is.



But let's talk about what everyone loves...
vulgarity!

Adrian tells me...

In Serbia a lovely couple showed me their travels across latinamerica and the name of the album was
"Sergei i Miona Putopis" = "Sergio and Miona Travels"

But as a spanish speaker "Ser gay(to be gay) y Miona (and Pisser) PutoPis (faggot-Piss)" I thought I was about to see some nasty German porn.
I was also informed that in Finnish "Katsoa sukkia" means to look at socks. Italians find that funny because "to suck cock" (cazzo succhia) has exactly the same pronunciation in Italian.

"Katsoa merta" (Finnish) means look at the sea, and to Italians that sounds like "dick shit". (cazzo merda)

Some more delightful information was sent to me...

Kuh in german is cow but in Portuguese cu (same pronunciation) is anus.

Swedish bil (car) means buttock in Dutch and trött in Swedish means bitch in Dutch.

The Danish word for sand dunes is klit like the American short form for clitoris.

This reminds me of a ski place in Swedish called Orsa Grönklitt. Grön is Swedish for green. Green Clit! :p

In Denmark when something is in operation or motion, an elevator for example, a sign lights up to tell you this. It says "I fart".

The Nissan 4WD that is called "Pajero" in Europe has a different name in South America since it means "Wanker" in their Spanish.


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