I'm torn... Should I choose the penis flavored denture adhesives, or the vagina flavor?

Don't you wish your denture adhesives could make you feel young and sexy again?

Kukident and Fittydent will take care of that for you!

 

 

By now, we should all know from previous posts what kuk and fitta means in Swedish but for those who forgot...

Kuk = penis

Fitta = vagina

When Swedes and Lithuanians meet, it doesn't just rain... It golden showers!

Today my friend Asta from Lithuania were talking about a previous blog entry about my uncle's dog Shikko who's name means to poop in Lithuanian and pee in Japanese. That got her thinking about the word pissa, which mean to pee in Swedish. Coincidentally, it means to fuck in Lithuanian!

Pigs can count!

The sound that swedish pigs make is "nöff nöff."

French for 9 is neuf, pronounced the same way!

kuken.com (the domain 'penis.com' was already taken)

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Last one to Bad Egg is a rotten egg!

I'm sure Bad Egg in Switzerland is a lovely town, really!

BOOOOO! This band is shit.

Ok, so I did find one mix up while in Mali, I wouldn't go as far as saying that it's hilarious, but it was funny.

While waiting 5 hours for the ferry to go to Timbuktu I asked the driver in my extremely limited French how to say this thing I was pointing at on the ground, which was some animal poop, in Bambara.

BOO!

So next time someone sucks and you boo, if they speak Bambara they will know you think they are shit... well, maybe.

This snus violated me!

After 2 weeks of traveling in Mali and searching for funny mix ups I am back home but don't have any funny African ones.... Oh well! Here's a Swedish one!

Some snus called Gothenburgs Rape!

Upon further inspection rapé means something like shredded in French but I still wouldn't have named my product after it.