Love hurts!

Noooo I'm not gonna cry about my broken heart to you, but just the other day when Max and I saw a tough guy on the subway with a neck tattoo it reminded me of something...

His tattoo was the Japanese symbol for love, which is ai in Japanese (pronounced like the pronoun I)

Too bad the same pronunciation in Swedish (spelled aj) means

OUCH!

Here's another person who if they got their tattoo in Sweden was either saying ouch or love while getting it. Aj aj aj aj!

kisses and puss and urine and smooches

Kisses and smooches....

or puss and urine! 

Same thing really!!

Dictionary

The English word kiss in Swedish means urine

The word puss in Swedish means smooch

If you're not a native English speaker, puss is that gross white stuff that comes out of an infected sore.

Eww!

Lusting for Koch in Berlin

 

Kochlust!

He just wants some new gadgets.

Not those kind of gadgets!!! Kitchen gadgets!

Dictionary:

koch - cooking

lust - desire