Monday, April 19, 2010

What the fuck ass dick!

Well, I never said entries couldn't be swear words in two different languages...
Maybe you've had the pleasure of visiting Italy and hearing someone say
VAFANCULO!
If you were from Sweden this would be even more vulgar since va fan! means what the fuck!
Culo means ass in Italian, unfortunately it doesn't mean anything in Swedish.

A friend of mine came to visit and asked what my cat's name is, Kattson I said!
Well, he is from Italy and he though that I proudly stated that my cat's name was cazzo (pronounced sort of like catso), which means dick in Italian. (Hey some guys are named/nicknamed Dick!)

A lot of people don't like Kattson because she's kind of crazy.
Vafanculo Kattson!!!

So what have we learned? Va fan = what the fuck! Culo =  ass, and Cazzo = dick

Cazzo (aka Kattson)

Monday, April 12, 2010

I wouldn't trust this bank with my money...

I was recently in Northern Cyprus when my mom and I saw a sketchy bank, the halkbank! 


Halk means slippery in Swedish.