Thank god it's Friday!

Time for some whores at the American Bar!

Apparently if you're in Brazil the whore house is also known as an American Bar! :D

the central

Si! Es el central!


(elcentral in swedish = electrical box)

this beer tastes old

dusty even...
Here i am in Barcelona enjoying a cerveza for my siesta!
I guess the Spanish brewery S.A. Damm didn't realize that damm means dust in Swedish.

Love hurts!

Noooo I'm not gonna cry about my broken heart to you, but just the other day when Max and I saw a tough guy on the subway with a neck tattoo it reminded me of something...

His tattoo was the Japanese symbol for love, which is ai in Japanese (pronounced like the pronoun I)

Too bad the same pronunciation in Swedish (spelled aj) means

OUCH!

Here's another person who if they got their tattoo in Sweden was either saying ouch or love while getting it. Aj aj aj aj!

kisses and puss and urine and smooches

Kisses and smooches....

or puss and urine! 

Same thing really!!

Dictionary

The English word kiss in Swedish means urine

The word puss in Swedish means smooch

If you're not a native English speaker, puss is that gross white stuff that comes out of an infected sore.

Eww!

Lusting for Koch in Berlin

 

Kochlust!

He just wants some new gadgets.

Not those kind of gadgets!!! Kitchen gadgets!

Dictionary:

koch - cooking

lust - desire

What the fuck ass dick!

Well, I never said entries couldn't be swear words in two different languages...

Maybe you've had the pleasure of visiting Italy and hearing someone say

VAFANCULO!

If you were from Sweden this would be even more vulgar since va fan! means what the fuck!

Culo means ass in Italian, unfortunately it doesn't mean anything in Swedish.

A friend of mine came to visit and asked what my cat's name is, Kattson I said!

Well, he is from Italy and he though that I proudly stated that my cat's name was cazzo (pronounced sort of like catso), which means dick in Italian. (Hey some guys are named/nicknamed Dick!)

A lot of people don't like Kattson because she's kind of crazy.

Vafanculo Kattson!!!

So what have we learned? Va fan = what the fuck! Culo =  ass, and Cazzo = dick

Cazzo (aka Kattson)